And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? It's creepy. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. Pikachuwellhe didn't like me. Space is notorious for not having air. Especially since I don't have viewers. Okay. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? BYE!!! 1 hour ago I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip is made by Scully. Now who's the crazy one? Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! Oh, well. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. isnt paying attention. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. they liked landing on me. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. I'm back. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. Now MY brain meats feel explody. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. People need to make the time to waste time. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. So, we packed everthing up. Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Because I have nothing else to do right now. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. It's pathetic. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip has been created on Nov 16, 2021. Which is bad. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. I haven't exactly advertised this site. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone post malone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone unknown mega phone un grown hydrozone moricone muscle tone safety stone microphone progenstarone mountain anemone boan groan allophone cyclacone ankle bone leave me alone Tik tok knock knock 12 O'clock Plug walk millie Rock nighthawk pea cock Moon walk engine block interlock penny stalk after talk alarm clock interspawk sour dock down the block poison hemlock Jay walk chalk walk hawk squak electrical shock metamorphic rock sedimentary rock my glock has a lock jack sack six pack lack around the track pack the snack in the crack kodak black backpack feedback attack a kodiak asma attack in my back data track maniac telephone rack in my stack bushwack dentist plaque bumper track heart attack smack hack tac quak quak flack pack in rack tippy tap slap the baseball cap frap trap nap gap zap trap lap whack back lap handicap weather map airwhack back lap handicap weather map air sac comeback halfback knickknack padywhack give yo dog a bone snack bounce back hatchback look back macaque Pat back unstack clack similac megalomaniac trick or treat smell my feet tweet the girl on the main street complete concrete defeat take a seat neat meat eat athlete back seat blow doe flow borrow elbovw combo grow glow joe hoe snow throw willow audio gizmo show micro metro tobacco tornado torpedo free throw John Doe slow borrow torso templo woe cargo strow know the beau looking splatoon ass up, Scan this QR code to download the app now. And they pushed my toes together. No? I'm leavin', for now. What cruel fate is this? Won't that be fun? They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. there were bugs. I'm bored. Oh, who am I kidding. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ass UP. The possibilities are literally endless. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. Just like everyone else in my family. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. Suprised? Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. OR something. Yes. Say it. Just copy and paste it removing the first and last bit 5 times . Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". Nor can I find it on any search engines. It was fun, but exhausting. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? You must be pretty bored, too. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. Scratch number seven. 42 min ago How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! I'm back. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? It's a time honored tradition. Ooooooo! Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. I must really be desperate for something to do. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. Oh, well. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. So far this is nowhere near the world record. Sometimes I just do this, you know? Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. I love-d you moose! E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. We think. You cannot DEFEAT me! And not so pissed at my weird family. Just like all those reports people have to do. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. I admit it. I wonder what it's name would be. It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. YES, I'M YELLING! Why on earth did they keep the monkey? By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. 2,822 plays 2,822; . While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . 9GAG. It sucked. You have to admit its sheer coolness. Hilarious. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. We got there, we ate. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. That's the point you're trying to get across? Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I just can't seem to stop, though. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. I think. I'm back. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. My mother visited relatives. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. It's really stressfull. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Sometimes I crack myself up. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. Like Repost Share Copy Link More. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. Now THAT'S just weird. I have readers. You don't know who Squirell is? She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. NO, wait. It really lets me get to know you. I think. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. And once again suprised. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. You must be caught in a time warp. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. Kick ass chew bubble gum. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. Doesn't that make you feel better? Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" SoundCloud may request cookies to be set on your device. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! How absurd. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). Any miniute now. It's not fair, ya know? I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. HUH? I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. Shame on you! "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Do not MOCK me! Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. I'm back. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! I gots stuff to do! For more information, please see our Not my family! I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. Yea*waits for applause* okay! After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. It was pretty good. Which is what I'm about to do. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say I'm really just talking to myself? Traducir Tweet @ Ultima edicidn p. m. 20 abr 23, miloylannopoulos if you were offered $20,000 to eat this whole fruit platter by yourself in ONE WEEK would you be able to do it?? It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? Hey, where are you going?! There is a world where you were never born. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? If I did, would I stop this? We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. Yes. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back.
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